A diagnostic, not a sales call

The Talking Duck Test

If it looks like a duck and swims like a duck, everyone assumes it can explain what it does. Most ducks can't. Eight quick questions tell you whether you're one of them, and exactly where the leak is.

You're standing inside your own pond right now, which is exactly why you can't see your own waterline. That's what this is for.

You get your score either way. What you do with it is up to you.